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Blood Diamond – Movie Review
Leo DiCaprio Isn’t Such A Wanker Anymore Blood Diamond - But What Are They Staring At? As everyone knows, Tuesday is Movie Night, and the other night me and The Girlfriend (sorry, The Girlfriend and I)...
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The Prestige Movie Review
Magicians Taking Themselves Too Seriously Alfred Chats To Wolverine, As Scarlett Looks On. As everyone knows, Tuesday is Movie Night, and the other night The Girlfriend and I went to catch The...
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Little Miss Sunshine – Movie Review
We Are Pleasantly Surprised Let's All Give Them A Hand. As everyone knows, Tuesday is Movie Night, and the other night The Girlfriend and I went to catch Little Miss Sunshine. This film has been...
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The Departed – Movie Review
Awesome Irish Gangster Film Jack And Leo Have A Quiet Drink. I normally make a point not to watch Oscar winning films. I remember watching “The English Patient” a few years back, the multi-award...
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Babel – Movie Review
Painfully Long And Incredibly Boring. Kramer From Seinfeld Looks On As The Muslim Guy Gets A Beatdown I normally make a point not to watch Oscar winning films. I remember watching “Million Dollar Baby”...
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300 – Movie Review
Shaun Gets Very Excited A Scene From The Movie “300″ Attending a catholic primary school in the early 90′s, I quickly learnt that violence is the best way to solve any problem. “Diplomacy is for...
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The King Of Scotland – Movie Review
Confusion Reigns As Shaun Expects Another Braveheart. Where Is Mel Gibson, And Why Are They Wearing Pants? It was movie time again, and I was excitedly looking forward to watching Spiderman 3, having...
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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Shaun Is Underwhelmed Who Farted On The Starboard Side? All Clues Pointed To Captain Barbosa. I remember when Kanye West came down for a concert in Cape Town last year. My friends literally shat...
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Tropic Thunder Movie Review
Ben Stiller’s New Movie Tropic Thunder - Come Get Some. It was movie night, and The Girlfriend and I were in the mood for a comedy. The last time we had a good chuckle at the cinema was when we saw the...
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Quantum of Solace Movie Review
Not AS Shit As People Said It Was James Bond: Wearing too tight pants. Not cool. The Girlfriend wanted to do something romantic the other night, so I decided to take her to Canal Walk to watch Quantum...
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Watchmen Movie Review
Shaun Is Disturbed By Dr Manhattan’s Blue Winky. Dr Manhattan From The Watchmen. Naked. It had been a while since we had a decent movie review. Sure, we tried watching Slumdog Millionaire the other...
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Wolverine Movie Review
Mmm, Not So Sure About This One. Wolverine - Enjoying A Lovely Hot Bath. I had been looking forward to watching Wolverine for months now and, after satisfying The Girlfriend for the fourth time on...
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Star Trek Movie Review
You Haven’t Watched It Yet? Do It Now. Spock and James T Kirk: Wat kyk jy? (What you looking at?) So, after watching Wolverine recently and feeling a little, well, meh, we decided to go and see the new...
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Law Abiding Citizen Movie Review
Above Average Flick Law Abiding Citizen - Jamie Foxx getting intimate with Gerard Butler. It was a Tuesday, and to celebrate it, The Girlfriend and I decided to head off to the Nu Metro at the V&A...
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Avatar Movie Review
An Epic Film Avatar - As Seen By Shaun So I went to go see Avatar the other day, and let me just say, “Wow“. I had eavesdropped on many people talking about the movie and how great the special effects...
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Sherlock Holmes Movie Review
Not Too Shabby Sherlock Holmes: Reviewed by Shaun. I have already mentioned my long running battle to see Avatar, including many near misses before actually getting to see it, which we will discuss...
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The Real Avatar Movie Review
Now That We Have Actually Seen It Avatar - As Really Seen By Shaun So, after months of trying to watch this movie in 3D, wanting to get decent seats in the process, we eventually managed to see Avatar....
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Alice In Wonderland Movie Review
Meh Alice: In Wonderland. Supposedly. So the other day I went and saw Alice In Wonderland, the new film by Tim Burton and Johnny Depp. It was in 3D, and I was hoping for a trippy story, slightly scary,...
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